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Richie Wellens Poem

By WellensInYourHead10/3 23:27Tue Mar 10 23:27:43 2026

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here's a poem about Richie:

From the touchline glare to the post-match thread,
There’s one man living rent-free in their head.
Every chant that echoes, every shout that bends,
Seems to circle back to Richie Wellens.
A raised eyebrow, a smirk on the side,
And the Borough faithful seethe with pride.
Yet win or lose, it all pretends—
They’re talking again of Richie Wellens.
In pubs, on trains, the message boards,
His name returns in waves and hordes.
For some it’s rage, for some it’s fun,
But in their minds—he’s never gone. - ChatGPT

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By bcb199411/3 11:36Wed Mar 11 11:36:44 2026In response to Richie Wellens PoemTop of thread

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Say hello to Barnet

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By Tucks11/3 08:04Wed Mar 11 08:04:40 2026In response to Richie Wellens PoemTop of thread

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There once was a man named Richie,
His comments were salty and bitchy,
Acted all big and mean,
Then he saw Sweens,
That’s when his bumhole got twitchy.

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By SFCfox11/3 06:15Wed Mar 11 06:15:28 2026In response to Richie Wellens PoemTop of thread

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Sorry, we can't see you all the way down there.

Deep down you must be fuming, saving your best performance of the season for your cup final tonight. Makes you wonder why they haven't shown that kind of effort the rest of the season

Edited by SFCfox at 06:53:31 on 11th March 2026

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By Deltic 21 (Spirit of East Coast Boro)11/3 01:12Wed Mar 11 01:12:32 2026In response to Richie Wellens PoemTop of thread

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Didn’t think you’d be clever enough to write that yourself.

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