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Re: My team tomorrow

By BaldockBoro (Balders)3/2 10:00Sat Feb 3 10:00:33 2018In response to Re: My team tomorrow

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Didn't Kennedy go down on 43 minutes?

I'm sure they'll have been working on telling the time in training so that Ben knows when to flop.

"Now when both the hands on the round thing up there are pointing straight towards the away fans... I know they don't look like hands Ben, no we can't put white bloody gloves on them.... Why not? ... Because some bloke Dave broke the ladder trying to change the fixture board to keep some old git called Boycie happy that's why....

Anyway when the hands are both pointing that way, that's when you sit down and rub your right instep, no Ben your other right... No not those, those are testicles Ben, your inste...your foot. Then you get a drink of the nice squash

And don't grin like that, can you grimace... grimace... A pretend hurty face... nope, that's still a cheeky grin"

Glenn... GLENN! How's Matt getting on, using Ben isn't going to work"

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